var maintime = 1; limit = 2; var mahcbunt = new Array("#000000", "#ffffff", "#ff0000", "#00ff00", "#0000ff", "#696969", "#336699"); var butnmach = new Array("#ffffff", "#000000", "#00ffff", "#ff00ff", "#ffff00", "#333333", "#996633"); var count = 0; var greetings = "Shakespear and the funky apes!"; var fensterhalter; var brust = top; var rector=23; ///////DONE EDITTING/////////// var stopit=0 ; var a=1; function doIt() { ofti = 5; var i,j; if(brust.moveBy) { for(i=20; i>0; i--) for(j=ofti; j>0; j--) { brust.moveBy(0,i); brust.moveBy(i,0); brust.moveBy(0,-i); brust.moveBy(-i,0); } } } function geruch () { var drei = Math.round (Math.random() * 5) + 1; mahcbunt = mahcbunt.slice(drei,7).concat(mahcbunt.slice (0,drei)); butnmach = butnmach.slice(drei,7).concat(butnmach.slice (0,drei)); this.vonhinten = mahcbunt.pop(); this.vonvorn = butnmach.pop(); } function beamall() { if (screen.height) { position = screen.height/4*3; positron = screen.width/8; } //setTimeout("doIt()",2000); createall(position,positron); // createlab(); } // Konstruktor. function coord (foo, bar) { this.x = foo; this.y = bar; } function randcoord() { this.x = Math.random()*screen.width; this.y = Math.random()*screen.height; //alert("x =:" + this.x + "y =:" + this.y); } function dimens (weit, hoch) { this.width = weit; this.height = hoch; } function randdimens () { //this.width =200; //this.height = 200; this.width = Math.round(Math.random()*screen.width)/3; this.height = Math.round(Math.random()*screen.height)/3; } function bspline(p0, p1, p2, p3, t) { if(t == 1) { // nieder mit dem alert("last"); return new coord (p2, p3); } else { return new coord ((1-t)*(1-t)*(1-t)*p0.x + (1-t)*(1-t)*t*p1.x + (1-t)*t*t*p2.x + t*t*t*p3.x, (1-t)*(1-t)*(1-t)*p0.y + (1-t)*(1-t)*t*p1.y + (1-t)*t*t*p2.y + t*t*t*p3.y); } } function initTanz(startPos, targetPos, time, enddimens) { window.targetPos = targetPos; window.totalTime = time; var jetzt = new Date(); window.startTime = jetzt.getTime(); window.moveTo(startPos.x, startPos.y); window.p0 = new coord(window.screenX, window.screenY); window.p1 = new coord(Math.random()*screen.width, Math.random()*screen.height); window.p2 = new coord(Math.random()*screen.width, Math.random()*screen.height); window.p3 = targetPos; window.endsizex = enddimens.width; window.endsizey = enddimens.height; window.timerHandle = setInterval("moveYa()", totalTime); window.timerHundle = setInterval("sizeYa()", totalTime); window.focus(); } /* Diese Funktion fuellt fenster in dem sie scp 5foobar-ficken096.mp3 blast@mpeg:ROCK/ dann aus. */ function muellwindowvoll(name, start, ende, startAusdehnung, endAusdehnung, diesevariableistnichtWirKlicHkurz) { var quatsch = new geruch (); var meditateAboutThis = diesevariableistnichtWirKlicHkurz; var mantra = Math.round (6006 / diesevariableistnichtWirKlicHkurz.length); while (mantra-- > 0) meditateAboutThis = meditateAboutThis.concat (diesevariableistnichtWirKlicHkurz+" \n"); parameters = "height=" + startAusdehnung.width + ",width=" + startAusdehnung.height + ",resizeable=1," + "top=" + start.x + ",left=" + start.y + "\""; fenster = window.open("",name,parameters); fenster.document.open(); fenster.document.write(""+ "" + diesevariableistnichtWirKlicHkurz + "" + "" + "" + "" + "

" + meditateAboutThis + "

" + "" + "\""+diesevariableistnichtWirKlicHkurz+"\"

"+diesevariableistnichtWirKlicHkurz+"
art&beauty" + " "); fenster.document.close(); fenster.setTimeout("spaeterRunterPull()",19*0xC3); return fenster; } function spaeterRunterPull() { greetings = "Hallo, konstante Illumination!"; window.setInterval("wahreIllumination()",2); window.setInterval("konstanteIllumination()",3); } function konstanteIllumination() { if (greetings == "Hallo, konstante Illumination!") { window.scrollBy(0,23); greetings = "Willkommen, yunger Illuminat!"; } window.scrollBy(0,23); } function wahreIllumination() { if (greetings == "Willkommen, yunger Illuminat!") { window.scrollBy(0,-17); greetings = "Glaub ihm nicht, er luegt!"; } window.scrollBy(0,-17); } function createall(position,positron) { alien1 = muellwindowvoll("alien1", new randcoord(), new coord(1*positron, position),new randdimens(),new dimens(200,200), "caraoce"); alien2 = muellwindowvoll("alien2", new randcoord(), new coord(2*positron, position),new randdimens(),new dimens(200,200), "cyborgnation"); alien3 = muellwindowvoll("alien3", new randcoord(), new coord(3*positron, position),new randdimens(),new dimens(200,200), "furniture"); alien4 = muellwindowvoll("alien4", new randcoord(), new coord(4*positron, position),new randdimens(),new dimens(200,200), "piep"); alien5 = muellwindowvoll("alien5", new randcoord(), new coord(5*positron, position),new randdimens(),new dimens(200,200), "schnittwunder"); alien6 = muellwindowvoll("alien6", new randcoord(), new coord(6*positron, position),new randdimens(),new dimens(200,200), "3d"); alien7 = muellwindowvoll("alien7", new randcoord(), new coord(7*positron, position),new randdimens(),new dimens(200,200), "openaccountwall"); } function createlab() { alien1 = muellwindowvoll(" alien1", new coord(129,341), new coord(589,358) , new dimens(277,452)); alien2 = muellwindowvoll(" alien2", new coord(129,484), new coord(584,463) , new dimens(375,150)); alien3 = muellwindowvoll(" alien3", new coord(260,484), new coord(875,362) , new dimens(240,442)); alien4 = muellwindowvoll(" alien4", new coord(260,716), new coord(586,359) , new dimens(526,449)); alien5 = muellwindowvoll(" alien5", new coord(471,484), new coord(582,354) , new dimens(540,150)); alien6 = muellwindowvoll(" alien6", new coord(700,116), new coord(584,611) , new dimens(377,200)); alien7 = muellwindowvoll(" alien7", new coord(494,716), new coord(972,463) , new dimens(150,344)); } function killbeams() { alien1.close(); alien2.close(); alien3.close(); alien4.close(); alien5.close(); alien6.close(); alien7.close(); } function moveYa () { var jetzt = new Date(); timeUsed=(jetzt.getTime()-window.startTime)/1000; if (timeUsed <= window.totalTime) { hier = bspline(window.p0, window.p1, window.p2, window.p3, timeUsed/window.totalTime); window.moveTo(hier.x, hier.y); } // window.document.body[0].insertAdjacentText = "

Ich will nach "+window.p3.x+", "+window.p3.y+".

zeit:"+timeUsed+"

"; } function fatness(dimenshave,dimensmusthave,ceit) { //alert("(dimensmusthave.width * ceit - dimenshave.width) = " + (dimensmusthave.width * ceit - dimenshave.width*ceit)); return new dimens((dimensmusthave.width * ceit - dimenshave.width*ceit),100); } function sizeYa () { var jetzt = new Date(); timeUsed=(jetzt.getTime()-window.startTime)/1000; if (timeUsed <= window.totalTime) { so = fatness(new dimens(window.outerHeight,window.outerWidth),new dimens(window.endsizex,window.endsizey), timeUsed/window.totalTime); window.resizeTo(so.x, so.y); //alert("to " + so.x + " and " + so.y); } // window.document.body[0].insertAdjacentText = "

Ich will nach "+window.p3.x+", "+window.p3.y+".

zeit:"+timeUsed+"

"; } function init(which) { stopit=0 shake=which shake.style.left=0 shake.style.top=0 } function rattleimage() { if ((!document.all&&!document.getElementById)||stopit==1) return if (a==1) { shake.style.top=parseInt(shake.style.top)+rector } else if (a==2) { shake.style.left=parseInt(shake.style.left)+rector } else if (a==3) { shake.style.top=parseInt(shake.style.top)-rector } else { shake.style.left=parseInt(shake.style.left)-rector } if (a<4) { a++ } else { a=1; setTimeout("rattleimage()",50); } } function stoprattle(which) { stopit=1 which.style.left=0 which.style.top=0 }